Fic: New, and a Bit Alarming
Title: New, and a Bit Alarming
Rating: Gen, PG-13/R for swearing.
Length: 3,789 words
Characters: Dean and Sam, plus a few extras.
Spoilers: Contains a pretty major reference to AHBL1.
Notes: SPN meets Beauty and the Beast. Probably won't make too much sense unless you've seen the film...I find it a bit disturbing that I remembered most of the lines in a certain scene nearly word-perfect, though it's been ages since I last saw the film (I checked them from an online screenplay). Quality of writing questionable, but it's done! Bwee! Maybe one day I'll write an Extended Edition. :)
Disclaimers: I don't own the boys, much though I wish I did. All quotes from BatB copyright Disney.
ETA: Perhaps I should add a warning that this isn't entirely schmoopy, in fact, there are bits that may even be angsty! However, schmoopy/crackish is the overall tone. :)
New, and a Bit Alarming